- Paul Power – shower
- Steve Chettle – kettle
- Gary Ablett – tablet
- Mick Mills – pills
- Nobby Stiles – piles (‘I’ve got a dose of the Nobbys’)
- Joe Hart – fart
- Steve Gritt – shit
- Shaun Goater – floater
- Rodney Marsh – harsh (‘Thats a bit Rodney’)
- Steve Claridge – garage
- Geoff Hurst – thirst (‘Fancy a pint? Got a right Geoff on’)
- Don Revie – bevvie (‘Fancy a Don? Got a right Geoff on’)
- George Weah – all-dayer
- John O’Shea – gay