• Paul Power – shower
  • Steve Chettle – kettle
  • Gary Ablett – tablet
  • Mick Mills – pills
  • Nobby Stiles – piles (‘I’ve got a dose of the Nobbys’)
  • Joe Hart – fart
  • Steve Gritt – shit
  • Shaun Goater – floater
  • Rodney Marsh – harsh (‘Thats a bit Rodney’)
  • Steve Claridge – garage
  • Geoff Hurst – thirst (‘Fancy a pint? Got a right Geoff on’)
  • Don Revie – bevvie (‘Fancy a Don? Got a right Geoff on’)
  • George Weah – all-dayer
  • John O’Shea – gay