With Nicolas Anelka becoming the first casualty of Andre Villas-Boas’ reign at Chelsea and being punted out to Chinese Super League club Shanghai Shenhua (purely to further his football ambitions) we thought we’d help Le Sulk with some handy translations to ease him through the initial communication barrier.
‘No, no, that’s just my wages. What about my brothers?’
‘You expect me to score too? That will be a few million extra’
‘For the last time I am not DMX’
‘I do not play out wide’
‘Face the press? Can’t you see that I’m sulking?’