Ribery’s online dating pic attracted little interest


Ibanez does his best Gary ‘boot-licker’ Neville inpression


Neville witnesses Ibanez’s impression


Crouch finds out that Abbey Clancey has added John Terry on Facebook


Van Der Vaart sees Redknapp’s tactics board


The next Duncan Edwards/Beckenbauer/Moore sees Lindegaard’s name on the team sheet


Motson gives way to David Attenborough for this one


Dirk Kuyt’s dad pulls his legendary sex face


“Don’t bring on Arshavin. He’s shit. Oh, hang on…I’m Arshavin”


Zara Phillips’ brother makes like a tiger


John Aldridge hears another ‘Rodgers out’ comment on Radio Merseyside