Ribery’s online dating pic attracted little interest
Ibanez does his best Gary ‘boot-licker’ Neville inpression
Neville witnesses Ibanez’s impression
Crouch finds out that Abbey Clancey has added John Terry on Facebook
Van Der Vaart sees Redknapp’s tactics board
The next Duncan Edwards/Beckenbauer/Moore sees Lindegaard’s name on the team sheet
Motson gives way to David Attenborough for this one
Dirk Kuyt’s dad pulls his legendary sex face
“Don’t bring on Arshavin. He’s shit. Oh, hang on…I’m Arshavin”
Zara Phillips’ brother makes like a tiger
John Aldridge hears another ‘Rodgers out’ comment on Radio Merseyside
