The Cutter ignites ten rockets that would have made Guy Fawkes proud. Stand well back.
Tony Yeboah v Wimbledon
Without the sturdily contructed net this would still be rising and presently zooming past Uranus.
Stephen Reid v Wigan
Ever wondered where the phrae ‘returned with interest’ came from? Here’s where.
Steven Gerrard v Middlesbrough
Exquisite cushioned control followed by an exocet that could have blown up Parliament.
Wayne Rooney v Newcastle United
The ref should rightfully have been given an assist for this thunderbastard.
Jorg Albertz v Celtic
The German with a foot like a traction engine could have pointed to the exact spot this was heading and it still would have bruised the netting.
Arie Haan v Italy
Haan’s hammer showed that total football also embraced the laces-through-it simplicity of a long-range belter.
Clarence Seedorf v Atletico Madrid
Even when Clarence went primal thwack he did so in style.
Peter Lorimer v Crystal Palace
He didn’t gain the nickname ‘Thunderboots’ for his sidefooting finesse.
Alan Shearer v Everton
Shearer’s most treasured goal. Out of 313 so you expect it to be this good.
Yaya Toure v Sunderland
With a flick of his size 11s Yaya nonchalently defies physics.
