The 7 Stages Of Mario

The 7 Stages Of Mario

by Daisy Cutter The press and general public would have us believe that Mario Balotelli is as erratic as a box of frogs, a player willing to ignore the chance of a simple tap-in in favour of buying a trampoline from John Lewis, transporting it via a herd of magic...
A Malaise On Merseyside: Part 2

A Malaise On Merseyside: Part 2

In the second part of his report on the strange malaise of Merseyside this season Ahsan Naeen turns his attention on the red half of the city, on a club that aren’t even a shadow of their former selves. Last week I gave my take on Everton’s relatively poor start...
A Malaise On Merseyside

A Malaise On Merseyside

by Ahsan Naeem It’s the footballing cliché to end all clichés.  [inset appropriate amount of time] is a long time in football.  12 months ago all of Merseyside were united in mocking Manchester United.  Brendan Rodgers and Roberto Martinez were the ultimate purveyors...