The 7 Stages Of Mario

The 7 Stages Of Mario

by Daisy Cutter The press and general public would have us believe that Mario Balotelli is as erratic as a box of frogs, a player willing to ignore the chance of a simple tap-in in favour of buying a trampoline from John Lewis, transporting it via a herd of magic...
A Malaise On Merseyside: Part 2

A Malaise On Merseyside: Part 2

In the second part of his report on the strange malaise of Merseyside this season Ahsan Naeen turns his attention on the red half of the city, on a club that aren’t even a shadow of their former selves. Last week I gave my take on Everton’s relatively poor start...
A Malaise On Merseyside

A Malaise On Merseyside

by Ahsan Naeem It’s the footballing cliché to end all clichés.  [inset appropriate amount of time] is a long time in football.  12 months ago all of Merseyside were united in mocking Manchester United.  Brendan Rodgers and Roberto Martinez were the ultimate purveyors...
Liverpool FC: Time For Kop To Klopp It

Liverpool FC: Time For Kop To Klopp It

by Kieran Davies We stick by our managers. We support the team through thick and thin. Win, lose or draw YNWA. These are the tones of a deluded fan. Modern football doesn’t allow for managers to be given four or five years to settle in, not at the big clubs anyway. If...