Lorro’s Premier League Predictions

Lorro’s Premier League Predictions

  The Cutter’s resident pundit and expert analyser Mark Lorrowson – who bears an unfortunate and uncanny resemblance to the BBC’s footballing sage with a similar name – kindly takes time off from compiling his Encyclopedia Of What A Goal That Was By The Way and...
John Terry Wins US Open

John Terry Wins US Open

John Terry is in hot water with the F.A after pulling out of tomorrow’s World Cup qualifier against Ukraine claiming an ankle problem only to then endure five hours of demanding, exhilarating tennis at Flushing Meadows in New York to secure his first Grand Slam...
Fulham To Re-Brand Themselves As Chelsea

Fulham To Re-Brand Themselves As Chelsea

Inspired by Cardiff City’s controversial ‘rebranding’ of their kit and badge Fulham’s eccentric chairman Mohamed Al Fayed is seriously considering following suit and changing his team’s apparel to the royal blue of Chelsea. After half-following the story yesterday the...
Lord Fergie’s Story – A Footballing Illness

Lord Fergie’s Story – A Footballing Illness

by Chris Tobin On a sunny April day I had been invited to the home of former football manager Lord Alan Fergie, for what would be a frank and honest assessment of the Lord’s career – a step back in time. Where for the first time he would disclose how debilitating...