by Ste | Sep 14, 2012 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
The Cutter’s resident pundit and expert analyser Mark Lorrowson – who bears an unfortunate and uncanny resemblance to the BBC’s footballing sage with a similar name – kindly takes time off from compiling his Encyclopedia Of What A Goal That Was By The Way and...
by Ste | Sep 11, 2012 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
John Terry is in hot water with the F.A after pulling out of tomorrow’s World Cup qualifier against Ukraine claiming an ankle problem only to then endure five hours of demanding, exhilarating tennis at Flushing Meadows in New York to secure his first Grand Slam...
by Ste | Jun 7, 2012 | Fake News
Inspired by Cardiff City’s controversial ‘rebranding’ of their kit and badge Fulham’s eccentric chairman Mohamed Al Fayed is seriously considering following suit and changing his team’s apparel to the royal blue of Chelsea. After half-following the story yesterday the...
by Ste | May 25, 2012 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
With Glen Johnson a major doubt for England’s friendly in Oslo this evening news reaches the Cutter that new coach Roy Hodgson has placed both Danny Mills and former Forest full-back Steve Chettle on stand-by to deputise for debutant Martin Kelly. The young Liverpool...
by Ste | Apr 21, 2012 | Fake News, Main Features
by Chris Tobin On a sunny April day I had been invited to the home of former football manager Lord Alan Fergie, for what would be a frank and honest assessment of the Lord’s career – a step back in time. Where for the first time he would disclose how debilitating...
by Ste | Apr 13, 2012 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
by Noel Draper As I move my hand to push open the glass door ahead of me a smartly dressed older gentleman beats me to it. He taps the brim of his cap before saying the words I have been longing to hear, “Morning Mr Draper, welcome to the Football...