Hollywood Studio To Make Tevez Film

This was originally published in July. Who could have predicted back then that events would eventually escalate beyond parody? Well, all of us probably. A major Hollywood film about the inspirational story of Carlos Tevez and his brave plight to return home to be...

Cutter Transfer Exclusive: Robbie Keane Converts To Islam

by Joe Hill In a surprise move, talismanic Irish striker Robbie Keane has announced his conversion to the Islamic faith. At a press conference called this morning, Keane claimed: “I’ve always been a big fan of Mohammed, and as a young boy I dreamed of making the Hajj...

John Terry To Release Michael Jackson Cover Single

by Joe Hill If sources close to the England captain are to be believed, John Terry may be about to take the pop world by storm. While the powers-that-be at Stamford Bridge remain tight-lipped regarding the veteran defender’s recent racial controversies, Terry himself...

Suarez’s Sweet Gesture Lost In Translation

Much-loved Liverpool forward Luis Suarez has once again insisted that his heinous actions have been lost in translation following his one-match ban for raising his middle finger towards Fulham fans. The ban starts with immediate effect meaning the South American row-Z...

Redknapp’s Post-Match Rant In Full

Marshmellow-faced geezer Harry Redknapp was rightfully miffed this weekend when a litany of reffing howlers cost his Spurs side at least a point at Stoke. The tax-wary man of the people unleashed a classic old skool post-match rant that included several broadsides at...