by Ste | Jan 31, 2012 | Fake News
This was originally published in July. Who could have predicted back then that events would eventually escalate beyond parody? Well, all of us probably. A major Hollywood film about the inspirational story of Carlos Tevez and his brave plight to return home to be...
by Ste | Jan 31, 2012 | Fake News
by Joe Hill In a surprise move, talismanic Irish striker Robbie Keane has announced his conversion to the Islamic faith. At a press conference called this morning, Keane claimed: “I’ve always been a big fan of Mohammed, and as a young boy I dreamed of making the Hajj...
by Ste | Jan 25, 2012 | Fake News
by Joe Hill If sources close to the England captain are to be believed, John Terry may be about to take the pop world by storm. While the powers-that-be at Stamford Bridge remain tight-lipped regarding the veteran defender’s recent racial controversies, Terry himself...
by Ste | Dec 30, 2011 | Fake News
Much-loved Liverpool forward Luis Suarez has once again insisted that his heinous actions have been lost in translation following his one-match ban for raising his middle finger towards Fulham fans. The ban starts with immediate effect meaning the South American row-Z...
by Ste | Dec 13, 2011 | Fake News
Marshmellow-faced geezer Harry Redknapp was rightfully miffed this weekend when a litany of reffing howlers cost his Spurs side at least a point at Stoke. The tax-wary man of the people unleashed a classic old skool post-match rant that included several broadsides at...
by Ste | Dec 6, 2011 | Fake News
Bankruptcy-magnet and tropical fish connoisseur Peter Ridsdale has skin that is largely made of Teflon, a leading scientist claimed yesterday. Dr Simon Greenaway of Peterborough Polytechnic has been conducting studies on the world’s worst football chairman since...
