Why Sky Believe In Boring

Why Sky Believe In Boring

by Noel Draper John Cobbald, who used to be the chairman of Ipswich Town, once said, when asked about the sponsorship money his club had just received, “It has been suggested that we’ll squander the sponsors’ money on wine, women and song. That is...
Sky Sports News Prepares For All-Day Bullshit-Athon

Sky Sports News Prepares For All-Day Bullshit-Athon

Sky Sports News is today gearing up for an all-day deluge of substance-free drivel as the January transfer window shuts. By eleven o’clock tonight, when all bets are off, it is estimated that anchorman Jim White and his team will have regurgitated close to a thousand...