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‘Shock to the system’ for Ibrox ace could catapult Rangers to next level – Analysis

‘Shock to the system’ for Ibrox ace could catapult Rangers to next level – Analysis

by Russell Edge | Apr 12, 2019 | Clubs, Features, Rangers

Ally McCoist has said that Rangers manager Steven Gerrard should consider keeping striker Alfredo Morelos out of the side to give the Colombian a ‘shock to the system’ in a bid to improve his disciplinary record. The South American, who has been a talisman...
United Are Making Kids Think That The Word ‘Invincible’ Means ‘Shit’ Claims Professor Of Linguistics

United Are Making Kids Think That The Word ‘Invincible’ Means ‘Shit’ Claims Professor Of Linguistics

by Ste | Jan 27, 2011 | Fake News

A respected Professor of Linguistics from Jesus College in Oxford has claimed that United’s unbeaten run this season is making small children misunderstand the meaning of the word ‘invincible’. Speaking to us from his fancy oak-lined office yesterday Dr William...
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