by Ste | Sep 8, 2012 | Clubs, Features, Main Features, Manchester United
by Stuart Moriarty-Patten Wayne Rooney’s stunning revelation in his autobiography, currently being serialised in the Daily Mirror, that he puts on weight easily would have come as no surprise who watched him lumbering around the pitch in Man United’s first game of the...
by Ste | Jan 22, 2011 | Fake News
Manchester United has taken the dramatic step of filing a missing persons report on their AWOL striker Wayne Rooney. The porky ‘best player in the world’ has been missing now for nine months and club officials are frantic as to his whereabouts. Following his...
