United File Missing Person Report For Rooney

United File Missing Person Report For Rooney

Manchester United has taken the dramatic step of filing a missing persons report on their AWOL striker Wayne Rooney. The porky ‘best player in the world’ has been missing now for nine months and club officials are frantic as to his whereabouts. Following his...
Reasons To Be Hateful 1, 2, 3

Reasons To Be Hateful 1, 2, 3

Ten weeping styes in the public eye. HARRY REDKNAPP – Has a face like congealed pasta carbonara sliding slowly off a plate. ‘Honest’ ‘Arry has SSN on speed-dial and is only too willing to unleash a diarrhoea of opinions on any, and every, event in the footballing...