Ribery's online dating pic attracted little interest.

Ibanez does his best Gary 'boot-licker' Neville impression.

Neville witnesses Ibanez's impression.

Crouch hears that Abbey Clancey has added John Terry on Facebook.

Van der Vaart hears that Redknapp has turned down the England job.

The next Duncan Edwards sees De Gea's name on the team-sheet.



Dirk Kuyt's dad pulls his legendary sex face.

'Oh don't bring on Arshavin. He's shit. Hang on...'

John Aldridge. Allegedly.