• Facebook
  • Twitter
  • RSS
  • About the Cutter
  • Meet The Cutters
  • Disclaimer
  • Best of the Cutter
The Daisy Cutter
  • Front Page
  • Daily News
    • NewsNow
  • Features
  • Fake News
  • Clubs
    • Arsenal
    • Bournemouth
    • Southampton
    • Middlesbrough
    • Burnley
    • Chelsea
    • Crystal Palace
    • Everton
    • Hull City
    • Leicester City
    • Liverpool
    • Manchester City
    • Manchester United
    • Stoke
    • Sunderland
    • Swansea
    • Tottenham
    • Watford
    • West Ham
    • West Brom
  • World Football
  • Interviews
Select Page
Derby Won, I’m Done Says New Sunderland Gaffer

Derby Won, I’m Done Says New Sunderland Gaffer

by Ste | Oct 26, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features

In an exclusive and revealing interview with the Cutter newly installed Sunderland head honcho Big Sam Atanyprice has claimed he can now ‘put my fucking slippers on’ after masterminding a comprehensive north-east derby win at the weekend. The Mackems 3-0 triumph over...
CUTTER EXCLUSIVE: Sky Sports To Merge With MUTV

CUTTER EXCLUSIVE: Sky Sports To Merge With MUTV

by Ste | Sep 15, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features

In news that will shock precisely no-one Sky Sports confirmed this morning of their imminent intention to officially merge with their sister station MUTV. The merger is scheduled to take effect prior to this Sunday’s visit to Southampton and already the Cutter has...
Cutter Exclusive: Kevin De Bruyne Saga To Become West End Musical

Cutter Exclusive: Kevin De Bruyne Saga To Become West End Musical

by Ste | Aug 28, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features

In yet another scorching Cutter exclusive we reveal all the breaking news on an exciting new West End production that is sure to run and run. And run. The Cutter understands that the protracted transfer of Kevin De Bruyne to Manchester City is to be turned into a West...
Cutter Exclusive: Inside Nigel Pearson’s Persecution Complex

Cutter Exclusive: Inside Nigel Pearson’s Persecution Complex

by Ste | Apr 30, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features

The Cutter has gained exclusive access inside Nigel Pearson’s persecution complex, a sprawling, previously-unseen compound that is situated at a top secret location somewhere in the East Midlands. For years now people have been speculating about the very existence of...
Redknapp Poised To Take Reins At Bournemouth

Redknapp Poised To Take Reins At Bournemouth

by Ste | Apr 28, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features

by Bob Lethaby Former QPR and Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp, has confirmed that he will be returning to his first club, newly promoted Bournemouth, at the end of November. Redknapp, represented by his own Caymen Islands based company, backstab.com, has been in...
Scottish Under-21 Internationals Nearly Considered Brilliant

Scottish Under-21 Internationals Nearly Considered Brilliant

by Ste | Sep 19, 2014 | Fake News, Features, Main Features

So Scotland has spoken, and with a 55/45 vote has decided to stay in the United Kingdom. Whilst this is great news for union jack manufacturers and people who like to hark back to the war spare a thought for a clutch of Scottish under 21 internationals who this week...
« Older Entries
As featured on NewsNow: Football news
Football News 24/7

Recent Comments

  • JEXMONEY | Reform The League For England's Sake on Reform The League For England’s Sake
  • Richard Brook on What Is Behind Mandaric’s New Found Patience?
  • robert foster on What Is Behind Mandaric’s New Found Patience?
  • BadleyOwl on Time For Action For Sleepwalking Wednesday

Email updates

To get Daisy Cutter updates direct to your inbox enter your email address below:

  • About
  • Meet The Cutters
  • Disclaimer
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • RSS

© 2016 The Daisy Cutter - The football newspaper that honestly lies