by Ste | Oct 26, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
In an exclusive and revealing interview with the Cutter newly installed Sunderland head honcho Big Sam Atanyprice has claimed he can now ‘put my fucking slippers on’ after masterminding a comprehensive north-east derby win at the weekend. The Mackems 3-0 triumph over...
by Ste | Sep 15, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
In news that will shock precisely no-one Sky Sports confirmed this morning of their imminent intention to officially merge with their sister station MUTV. The merger is scheduled to take effect prior to this Sunday’s visit to Southampton and already the Cutter has...
by Ste | Aug 28, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
In yet another scorching Cutter exclusive we reveal all the breaking news on an exciting new West End production that is sure to run and run. And run. The Cutter understands that the protracted transfer of Kevin De Bruyne to Manchester City is to be turned into a West...
by Ste | Apr 30, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
The Cutter has gained exclusive access inside Nigel Pearson’s persecution complex, a sprawling, previously-unseen compound that is situated at a top secret location somewhere in the East Midlands. For years now people have been speculating about the very existence of...
by Ste | Apr 28, 2015 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
by Bob Lethaby Former QPR and Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp, has confirmed that he will be returning to his first club, newly promoted Bournemouth, at the end of November. Redknapp, represented by his own Caymen Islands based company, backstab.com, has been in...
by Ste | Sep 19, 2014 | Fake News, Features, Main Features
So Scotland has spoken, and with a 55/45 vote has decided to stay in the United Kingdom. Whilst this is great news for union jack manufacturers and people who like to hark back to the war spare a thought for a clutch of Scottish under 21 internationals who this week...
