Meet the Cutter

We began life as a fake football newspaper and continue to uphold the honourable tradition of making stuff up in Fake News. Please don’t sue us because we have fake children to support and a fake mortgage to maintain.

However, as with all good things – Shaun Wright-Philips aside – we have grown. The Cutter now has a genuine news section where you can find all the latest, breaking developments alongside gossip, funny stuff and Youtube clips. We also have a substantial features section that includes views, lists, reports and articles from some of the best new writers around.