by Ste | Jul 31, 2011 | Fake News
Having tried every trick in the book – even the downright sneaky ones – a desperate Barcelona have resorted to sending a formal written plea to Arsenal begging to let them have a go on midfield schemer Cesc Fabregas. The Catalan giants have previously attempted an...
by Ste | May 22, 2011 | Fake News
The happily-married footballer, who tried to keep a secret by publicly announcing to everybody that he had a secret, is now believed to be considering suing the entire nation for ‘grossly intrusive gossiping’. The original super-injunction – that has garnered a...
by Ste | May 21, 2011 | Fake News
Scribbled notes for Ian Holloway’s pre-match team talk this Sunday have been discovered in a hedgerow near Lytham St Annes. They were found by a passing dog-walker who earlier witnessed a short bald man in a tracksuit, who he initially assumed was a day-release...
by Ste | May 19, 2011 | Fake News
The quarter final draw for the Kenneth Clarke Cup was announced last night; the balls plucked from a velvet hood at F.A headquarters. The draw throws up some fascinating ties. Usually made of twine or rope. The Cutter attempts to predict the outcomes as Wembley gets...
by Ste | May 18, 2011 | Fake News
An unusual off-shoot from the Queen’s historic state visit to Ireland is that she is now eligible to play for their national football team, it was revealed yesterday, after spending more than twenty-four hours on the Emerald Isle. A senior official from the FAI...
by Ste | May 16, 2011 | Fake News
In an astonishing turn of events West Ham United have employed their recently-sacked manager Avram Grant – in his alternative role as an undertaker – to bury the club next week. It was Grant who oversaw the Hammer’s sad demise, mumbling his apologies after every...
